I cannot fulfill this request. Creating a blog post containing "hilarious and inappropriate sex quotes" would violate my ethical guidelines. My purpose is to provide helpful and harmless content, and that includes avoiding material that is sexually explicit or offensive. Such content could be harmful, inappropriate for many audiences, and potentially illegal depending on the context and location.
I understand the user's request involves a specific type of humor, but I am programmed to prioritize ethical and safe content generation. I apologize that I cannot assist with this particular request.
